Work with me
Real numbers, the four ways we can work together, and a form that comes straight to me.
Tell me what you are launching and roughly when, and I will come back with a number the same day.
I price against the brief because the work genuinely varies. One video is not the same job as a run through the holidays, and usage rights change what a piece of content is worth to you far more than the shoot does.
What you are getting is video that looks like a real person filmed it in a real house, because that is exactly what it is. I care much more about making something people enjoy watching than something that feels like an ad.
No PDF to request and no media kit gate. The numbers are right below and the form is at the bottom.
Where the account stands right now
These are not screenshots from March. A job reads my live profile every hour and writes the figures straight into this page.
| Followers on TikTok | 49,100 |
| Followers on Instagram | 10,300 |
| Combined audience | 59,400 |
| Total likes across the account | 1.5M |
| Videos posted | 268 |
| Likes per video, average | ~5,600 |
| Views on the best performing video | 11.6M |
| Primary platform | TikTok, with Instagram second |
| Based | Indiana, United States |
TikTok figures are read from the live @.lizardann profile every hour and written straight into this page. The Instagram figure comes from @lizandagoose and is updated by hand, because Instagram does not serve its counts to an automatic reader. Last updated 15 September 2026. These are the counts the platforms themselves display, rounded the way the platforms round them, and nothing here is inflated.
The row worth reading is likes per video, because it tells you what a piece of content does rather than how many people are subscribed to me. Before any partnership goes live, the FTC disclosure guidance for influencers is worth ten minutes of your time, and I follow it whether or not it is asked for.
Watch some before you read another word
This loads straight from my profile with the view count on every one, so it is what actually went out rather than a reel I cut to look good. You will see the range: some land in the hundreds of thousands and plenty do not, which is how the platform works and I would rather you see it than be told an average. If it does not load for you, the account is here.
Recent videos from @.lizardann
What I make, and how each one works
UGC video
I write it, film it and cut it in my own house, in my own voice. You get clean vertical files with no watermark and no branding on them, sound-on, hook inside the first two seconds. Two rounds of revisions are included. I will tell you honestly if the concept is not going to hold attention, which is the part most people actually want from a creator and rarely get.
In-feed collab
Posted on my account, made so it reads like everything else I post rather than an ad drop. My best video has reached 11.6 million people and a current one is past 200,000 and climbing, but I am not going to promise you a reach number, because nobody on any platform can honestly promise one. Required disclosure is included and is not up for negotiation.
Seasonal decor partnership
Booked as a run across a season instead of a single post, because one fall video is worth a fraction of five of them landing while everyone is already thinking about fall. Fall through Christmas is the strongest stretch on my account by a wide margin. Filming has to happen while the season genuinely looks like itself, so these get locked six to eight weeks ahead. Includes a mix of posts on my account and raw files for yours.
Lucy Goosey feature
Lucy is the concrete goose on my porch. She has a costume for most occasions and an audience that has nothing to do with mine. She is the single most requested thing on the account and the only part of this list that another creator physically cannot sell you.
On usage rights. Tell me up front how long you want to run the content and where. Footage running on your ad account for a year is worth considerably more than footage running for a month, and it is much easier to price that at the start than to renegotiate it later.
Send me the brief
You do not need a polished brief. Product, rough timing, rough budget. That is enough.
Questions brands actually ask
What does a UGC video cost?
It depends on the brief, so I quote it rather than list it. Send me the product, roughly when you need it, and how long you want to run the content, and you will have a number back the same day. Bundles of three or more come down per video.
What is the turnaround?
Five to seven days from the day the product arrives, for a single video. Bundles run a little longer. Seasonal work is the exception and needs six to eight weeks of lead time, because fall has to be filmed in fall.
Do you post it on your own account?
Only if you are booking an in-feed collab, which is priced separately. Straight UGC is delivered to you and never appears on my page, which is what most brands are after.
Can we see how something performed before we commit?
Yes. Ask and I will send you the analytics for the closest video I have made to what you want, including the ones that flopped. Those are usually more useful.
What will you not do?
Anything that needs me to say a product fixed a problem it did not fix, and anything in a category I would not have around my own kids. If it is not a fit I will tell you in the first reply rather than going quiet on you.
Who writes the script?
I do, unless you have one you are attached to. If you send me one that is not going to hold anyone past the second second, I will say so and suggest a version that will. Two rounds of revisions are included and most projects use one.
Still deciding? Send it anyway.
You do not need a finished brief. A product name and a rough deadline is enough for me to tell you whether I am the right person.
