The shop

Porch Goose Lady is open. Lucy has her own merch now, which is a sentence I did not expect to write. Stickers, koozies, and a crewneck.

shop on etsy meet lucy

Lucy Goosey the porch goose in a red hat and gold chains

the shop

Porch Goose Lady, open on Etsy

Stickers, koozies and crewnecks built around Lucy. Everything ships through Etsy, so checkout, tracking and returns are all handled there.

Lucy Two Chains stickerKiss-cut, street style porch goose$5.99buy on etsy

Lucy Two Chains koozieGoose character drink koozie$7.69buy on etsy

Porch Goose Lady sweatshirtVintage farm bird crewneck$40.74buy on etsy

see the whole shop on etsy

Prices and stock are live on Etsy and may have moved since you got here.

the character

Lucy Two Chainshas entered the chat

People kept asking where they could get her, so I had her drawn. She is on stickers and koozies now, and she is most of the reason the shop exists at all.

shop lucy meet the real one

What is in the shop

Lucy Two Chains started as a joke in a comment section and ended up as a drawing, and now she is a sticker, a koozie, and a crewneck with the Porch Goose Lady badge on it. That is everything in the shop at the moment. More is coming as I make it.

On recommendations

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