About me

The whole thing started as documenting my obsession of the week

That was my bio for a long time and it is still the honest description of what I do. Something takes over my brain, usually a thrift find or a corner of the house I have decided needs fixing, and I film it. Most of what I post is a two to three minute vertical video, and it ranges from DIY to thrifting to lifestyle, and of course the porch goose.

I love the editing part. That is not a throwaway line: the edit is where a video about a bin of Goodwill picture frames becomes something a person watches to the end and then sends to their sister. My goal is simple. Make people laugh, keep them watching, and make something they actually want to share.

The numbers moved faster than I did

At the end of July I had under 5,000 followers. Today it is around 46,100 on TikTok and 10,300 on Instagram, off a bit more than 260 videos and about 1.5 million total likes. One video has been seen 11.6 million times.

I put those figures on this site and had them wired to update every hour, because I would rather you check them than trust a screenshot. That is also why there is no PDF media kit to request. It is on the page.

The number I actually care about is not the follower count. It is that an average video does around 5,800 likes, which is a much higher share of my audience than is normal. People are not scrolling past. They comment, they share, they save, and they come back. That is the thing I would want to know if I were on the other side of this.

Lucy Goosey was an accident

Lucy is the concrete goose on my porch. She has a costume for most occasions, she wears a nine month baby size, and she has an audience that has genuinely nothing to do with mine. People show up for her.

Lucy Two Chains started as a joke in somebody's comment section and ended up as a drawing, and now she is a sticker, a koozie and a crewneck. I did not expect any part of that sentence. Her costume archive is here.

How I work with brands

I make the video in my own house, in my own voice, and I write it myself unless you are attached to a script. If you send me one that is not going to hold anyone past the second second, I will tell you and suggest a version that will. That is usually the part people want from a creator and rarely get.

I do not list prices, because one video and a run through the holidays are not the same job, and usage rights change what a piece of content is worth to you far more than the shoot does. Tell me what you are launching and roughly when, and you get a number back the same day.

Two things I will not do. Anything that needs me to say a product fixed a problem it did not fix, and anything in a category I would not have around my own kids. If it is not a fit I will say so in the first reply instead of going quiet on you.

Required disclosure is included on every partnership and it is not up for negotiation. That protects you as much as it protects me.

Where to go next

If you are a brand, the page you want is work with me. The live numbers, recent videos you can watch, and a form that comes straight to me are all on it. If you are here for the goose, that is Lucy, and honestly, fair enough.