Probably laugh.
Probably relate.
Hi. I'm Liz. I create funny, story driven content that feels like you're hanging out with a friend.

Around here we're building outfits, rescuing thrift finds, giving porch geese questionable makeovers, and documenting whatever obsession I'm on this week.
Most of what I make is two to three minute vertical video for TikTok. DIY, thrifting, lifestyle, and of course the porch goose. My best one has reached 11.6M people.
My goal is simple: make people laugh, keep them watching, and create something they actually want to send to someone else. I love to edit, and the edit is where most of the joke lives.
My live numbers are on the work with me page. The TikTok ones update every hour, so you are never reading an old screenshot.
Four ways we can work together
UGC video
Scripted, filmed and edited by me, delivered as clean files with no watermark. Yours to run as an ad on your own account.
ask about ratesIn-feed collab
Posted to my account, with the disclosure that legally has to be there, made so it reads like everything else I post rather than an ad drop.
ask about ratesSeasonal partnership
Booked as a run across a season rather than one post, because seasonal content compounds. Fall through Christmas is the strongest window and it books early.
ask about ratesLucy Goosey feature
The porch goose gets involved. She is the one thing on this whole site that no other creator can offer you.
ask about lucyEvery project is quoted against the brief, so tell me what you are launching and roughly when you need it. Send it here and I will come back with a number.
The media kitis already on this page
No gated PDF, no waiting a day for a rate card. Every number I have is below. TikTok refreshes on its own every hour, and Instagram is counted by hand and dated.
see the numbersTikTok pulled straight from the live @.lizardann profile and refreshed every hour, last updated 30 October 2026, rounded the way TikTok rounds it. Instagram counted by hand from @lizandagoose on 28 September 2026; it does not update on its own.

Then there is Lucy
Lucy is an innocent porch goose caught in the crossfire of my creativity. She's just trying to stand on the porch. I'm the problem.
She's captured the hearts of my audience and stirs much of my engagement, as I try to creatively execute everyone's newest idea for Lucy.
One look did 24.6k likes and 829 shares with 894 comments. A recent Lucy video is past 200,000 views and still climbing.
She is the one thing on this site another creator cannot reproduce. The whole archive is here.
Lucy went to Magic Kingdom, and the Disney news sites noticed
We called ahead to ask if a porch goose was allowed in the park. It was. She wore a ballgown to the castle, and on September 27 four independent Disney fan news sites wrote it up.

Questions brands actually ask
What kind of videos does Liz make?
My goal is simple: make people laugh, keep them watching, and create content they actually want to share. I love to edit and use my creativity in my edits. Most videos are two to three minute vertical videos for TikTok, ranging from DIY, to thrifting, to lifestyle and of course, my porch goose.
Do you only work with big brands?
No. I love working with businesses of all sizes. Brands who need videos of real people, in a real house, because that is who I am.
I care much more about creating something people genuinely enjoy watching than making something that feels like an ad.
Where are you based and how fast can you turn something around?
Indiana. I film at home or in local spots. My videos go out five to seven days after the product lands. Seasonal work might take longer based on need.
How much reach do you actually get?
My audience is growing quickly, and my videos regularly reach tens of thousands of viewers. Multiple videos surpass 100,000 views and one is reaching more than 200,000. More importantly, my community loves to engage. Comments, shares, saves, and conversations are what I care about most, because they show people are not just scrolling, they are sticking around.
Got something you want filmed?
Tell me what it is and roughly when you need it. I read these myself and I answer even when the answer is no.
