pink gingham
She seems happier now.
575 likes18 july 2026
Lucy Goosey
She's just trying to stand on the porch. I'm the problem. She is also the single most requested thing on this whole account.
24.6klikes, best look
829shares
894comments
200k+views, and climbing
One outfit. The comments are almost entirely people telling me what to put her in next.
lucy goes to walt disney world
Lucy went to Magic Kingdom
It started with a phone call Walt Disney World had apparently never had before.
My husband called ahead to ask whether we could bring our porch goose into the park without causing a problem at security. The Cast Member on the other end said nobody had ever asked them that. Fair.
Lucy went through security wrapped in clear plastic and Disney shopping bags, and then she had her moment: a teal princess ballgown, a wig with braids and bangs, and a photo shoot in front of Cinderella Castle, with my boys on either side of her in matching Princess Security shirts.
Before the trip my caption was “Hoping to get her into a park. Only time will tell.” Time told. The castle video had passed 240,000 views on TikTok when we checked on September 28, 2026, and four Disney news sites wrote it up. Here is the coverage.
This was our family trip. Disney is not affiliated with this site and has not endorsed it.
Watch it happen
tiktokHoping to get her into a park. Only time will tell.before the trip, September 23tiktok
Dreams do come truethe castle shoot, September 25instagram
Dreams really do come truethe reel the news sites embedded, September 26tiktok
I wish I could say this is the weirdest things I’ve done…September 26instagram
She had a magical timeSeptember 27
Loads TikTok's player only when you ask for it.
the short version
Lucy is an innocent porch goose caught in the crossfire of my creativity. She's just trying to stand on the porch. I'm the problem.
the full costume archive is below, with what each look actually did
She's captured the hearts of my audience and stirs much of my engagement, as I try to creatively execute everyone's newest idea for Lucy. One look did 24.6k likes and 829 shares with 894 engaging comments, and a recent Lucy video is past 200,000 views and still climbing.
If you did not grow up in the midwest this needs explaining. Concrete geese have stood on porches across Indiana, Ohio and Michigan for decades, and dressing them is an ordinary thing that ordinary people do. Lucy is that tradition, taken further than is strictly reasonable.
the one that went
The red hat
“What should we do next? No wrong answers.”
She got a wig, a hat and two gold chains, and then she got an audience. This is the look people still bring up in the comments months later.
24.6klikes
829shares
894comments
the archive
The rest of the wardrobe
Captioned in my own words. The fall and Christmas looks get added as I shoot them.
yellow polka dot
A vision.
495 likesjuly 2026
black hat, round shades
Does she need an arm tat? Are we feeling the hat?
478 likes20 july 2026
the nine month baby outfit
Lucy serving looks in this 9month baby outfit.
148 likes15 july 2026
fourth of july
It's giving founding fathers.
64 likes3 july 2026
Why a goose, of all things
I did not plan this. Lucy was on the porch because geese are on porches where I am from, and she ended up in the background of a video that was about something else entirely. The comments were not about the something else. They were about the goose.
That is the useful part of the story for anyone trying to work out what makes an account travel. The thing people latch onto is almost never the thing you carefully produced. It is the small specific detail that could only have come from your house.
What she wears
The costumes follow the calendar. Flannel and something small and orange once the leaves turn. A full Santa arrangement in December, which the rest of the porch then gets decorated around rather than the other way round. Local colors when there is a game worth acknowledging. And a stretch in the middle of the year where she wears nothing at all and seems fine about it.
Brands and Lucy
She is the most requested thing on this site and the only part of it another creator cannot reproduce. If you sell something seasonal, something for a porch, something for a garden, or something that would be funny on a goose, that is a conversation worth having. Start it on the inquiry form.
What should we do next?
No wrong answers. Nearly every outfit Lucy has worn started as somebody's comment, and I have yet to turn one down on the grounds of being too stupid.
the character
Lucy Two Chainshas entered the chat
People kept asking where they could get her, so I had her drawn. She is on stickers and koozies now, and she is most of the reason the shop exists at all.
questions
Questions about the goose
Who is Lucy Goosey?
A concrete goose who lives on my front porch and owns more outfits than I do. Dressing a porch goose is a real midwestern tradition. Lucy is a fairly committed example of it.
Can a brand sponsor Lucy?
Yes, and it is the thing people ask about most. Add her to any project and mention it in the form.
How often does she change outfits?
Roughly with the season, plus any holiday worth marking, which in practice ends up being more often than that.
Which outfit did the best?
One look did 24.6k likes and 829 shares with 894 engaging comments, and it is still growing. The shares are the number I pay attention to, because a share means somebody sent her to a specific person on purpose.
Where do the outfits come from?
Mostly baby clothes. She wears a nine month size, which is the single most useful thing I can tell anybody who wants to start doing this.
Come find me on TikTok
That is where all of this actually lives. The site is just where I keep the numbers and the rates so nobody has to ask.